my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote.
fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry
If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.
After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.
i feel like this accurately describes hayley williams’ way of thinking
So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.
I’m dubious. I should read a passage:
It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
You have some explaining to do, Canada.
You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.
*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*
*collective laugh from the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D fandom.*
*sarcastic grin from Batman*
*thumbs up from Iron Man*
*Oracle crashes site*
*sarcastic editorial by Lois Lane*
Please, we’d all be Darcy and we know it.
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.
A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?
Happy 94th Birthday, Steve Rogers!
hey guys, remember last Fourth of July when this post got like 8k notes in one day. I still have no clue how that happened
Happy 95th Birthday Steve!